KJV Presents | Transendentic Beauty

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Transendentic Beauty

by KJV Presents

Comedy with a funkafied attitude that will make you pee your pants with laffter.
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap: Comedy Rap
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1. Transendentic Beauty Intro
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2. Cornbread
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3. A Little Lyrics
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4. The Cat Took My Balls
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5. Unilok Jingle
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6. Stick It
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7. A New Groove
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8. Childhood Prayer
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9. Homo Food
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10. Intermission
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11. Damn
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12. Pong
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13. Voicemail Hell
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14. Kicked in Da Shin
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15. Childhood Nitemare
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16. The Cat Took My Balls (Funkyballs Remix)
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17. Transendentic Beauty Outtro
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Album Notes
KJV Presents: Transendentic Beauty has been years in the making and a lot of pants have been peed to get this album produced.

KJV Presents is back (although we technically never left) with a new collection of songs and stuff that are sure to make you scratch your head in wonderment (and pee your pants with laffter).

Along with some great new tracks, a few favorites have returned. And by that, we do mean...GRANNY!! That's right, she's back and raw as ever. You can check out her stylings in such tracks as "Stick It" and "Homo Food" and listen to her take on that electronic marvel of a messaging device in "Voicemail Hell".

This CD has it all. Well, maybe not all...but it has a lot. Rap, Rock, Speech and Classical. Oh yeah...KJV Presents went all dude wearing big white powdered wig on ya with our take on a Vivaldi classic.

So enjoy!

** Dedicated to Mike. You are missed, DUDE!**


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White Tiger

A little twisted humor housed in a Giant package of fun!
Sick, twisted, LOL scenarios...pure musical genius! HUGE nod of appreciation for the artist behind this hidden treasure. Keep it twisted, keep it rockin!


Word of Warning!
ALERT! Do not attempt to listen to this music with a mouthful of anything! I learned the hard way and now my monitor is covered with a mixture of Pepsi and Fritos! Non stop laughter from beginning to end!

Rick Treadwell

Transendentic Beauty
A pleasant little trip down KJV's twisted lane. A little bit funny, a little funky and every bit of it unique.


Well worth every second...
KJV Presents... Transendentic Beauty combines subtle, definitely cerebral wittiness with laugh out loud comedy mixed with slammin' beats and kickin' music. From raw to faint, suggestive to profound, direct to indirect, Transendentic Beauty takes you on a musical roller coaster ride you won't soon forget.