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The Lifetime Guarantee

by The Lifetime Guarantee

The Greatest 3-piece Comedy Band in the World
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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1. The Guarantee
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2:11 $0.99
2. Nice Guys
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4:20 $0.99
3. How It All Really Is
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3:57 $0.99
4. The Only Black Guy
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3:27 $0.99
5. Dick Night
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2:22 $0.99
6. Makin' Babies
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3:55 $0.99
7. New York City
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4:16 $0.99
8. Spanish 1
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5:30 $0.99
9. F#@! Somebody
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5:19 $0.99
10. These Are The Things
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2:14 $0.99
11. No Mas
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3:40 $0.99
12. Swamp Ass
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13. Big Brother
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Album Notes
What do you get when you take three best friends from Pittsburgh, move them to New York City, give them Microphones and put them in front of a group of people? The greatest 3-piece comedy band in the world.

The Lifetime Guarantee writes songs that combine acoustic music, 3-part harmonies and hilarious stage banter to create a most original product. With a quickly growing fan base and an even faster growing song repertoire, the only question audiences are left with is “Why aren’t these guys famous?”

Since forming over three years ago, The Lifetime Guarantee has already appeared at some of the most renowned comedy clubs on the East Coast and are always invited back. They also walked away with 1st out of 150 in a recent battle-of-the-bands contest. The Lifetime Guarantee cannot be stopped.

The trio consists of Jim English, Darrin Hall and Justin Janosko.

Jim English, a trained classical musician, serves the role of a multi-instrumentalist, vocalist and a musical perfectionist. He is also funny as all get out.

Darrin Hall is the proud owner of vocal chords that many say were taken directly from one of god’s good angels. Like Robert Johnson, it is said that Darrin met Lucifer at a Mississippi crossroads and sold his soul for the gift bestowed upon him.

Justin Janosko plays an array of percussive instruments, sings…and stands in the middle of the stage. If he wasn’t so funny, he would be kicked out of the band so fast.


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This CD is laugh out loud FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
The CD is great! Super funny! My favorites are New York City & No Mas! Definitely worth a listen!

freddy rubino

I laughed so hard I peed a little
I wish this CD came with a warning that it might cause you to piss your pants. because if it did I would of wore my PP pants. Its that good.