Geez Louise. Jeepers Creepers. People, make him stop. WHY DOES HE DO THIS? WHY IS THIS ON ITUNES?? I'M GONNA GO WACKO.
Tough shit, pussies. Deal with it. Just shut the fuck up and jam out. I'm sick of hearing your dumb ass bitch about Macharyas ruining the music industry. THAT'S WHAT HE'S TRYING TO DO, FUCKHEAD!
So, we're trying something new with Macharyas' ass. Everyone is doing those stupid fucking mashups, so why the hell shouldn't we? On Fall Out Boy Vs. My Chemical Romance, Macharyas duets with NNMaddox, Todd Zombie, Erin Smogor, (H)aig, Mayumi, and even himself! Crazy isn't it? Listen to "Kanye West Vs. Jamie Foxx." Totally fucking ABSURD! You'll love it.
Oh, and you'll get to hear a few new unreleased tracks, like the smokin' "Eva Longoria" and the spooky-ass "Vlad The Impaler." We opened the vaults and found some treasures. And now, the wait is over.
But really, I can't blame you too much. You're a baby and you don't know shit.
Go on. Jump!
You smoke crack, dont ya? You smoke crack dont ya? Look at me, BOY! Don't you smoke crack?
You know what that does to you? Huh?
It kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells! And when you're killing brain cells you're doing the same thing, only it's slower! Now, I say if you're gonna kill yourself, don't fuck around with it. Do it expectiously! Now go on and JUMP!
I want all of you to take a good look at these people on the risers behind me. These people have been here up to five years and done absolutely nothing. These people are drug dealers and drug users. They have taken up space. They have disrupted this school. They have harassed your teachers. And they have intimidated you. Well, times are about to change. You will not be bothered in Mike Macharyas' school. These people are incorrigible. And since none of them could graduate anyway,
You are all expurgated. You are dismissed! You are out of here, forever. I wish you well!