Mike Mennard loves to laugh, and maybe that's why he writes such wacky songs and poems.
Actually, Mike is a professor of English at Union College in Lincoln, Nebraska. But when he's not teaching Shakespeare, he's writing side-splitting fun, such as:
Sylvia Sue had to go poo
while at the grocery store.
"O, what a bother," announced her father,
so Sue when poo on the floor.
Larimee Lee had to go pee
while at the very same store.
He started to dance, then pulled down his pants,
and Lee went pee on the floor.
Of course, the store smelled worse than before
and the floor was quite a bit wetter.
But Sue and Lee who went poo and pee
certainly felt much better.
Mike is the author of two recent books (2004), both Christian trade books, Can't Keep My Soul from Dancing and Shall We Gather at the Potluck, both available through Review & Herald Publishing.