My baby all grown up and made a 5 Star CD!
If the good Lord himself were to come down and make a comedy CD, it would never come near the magnitude of excellence that "Touch It" is. Only those that can truly appreciate the finer things in life should purchase this CD. Although I must say, the poor and downtrodden will enjoy it much like they enjoy Jimmy the Junky's watches down at 3rd and Fairfax. Buy this CD now! Yeah, I'm talking to you the fat guy sitting in his underwear at his computer wondering how he ended up at this page instead of the usually hot plate porn he's come accustomed to. This CD has a nice beat and you can dance to it.
Grant Baciocco, Comedy Rock God
I was not paid to make this claim.
On Friday, January 25, 2002 I got home from work about 3:30 PM. I walked in, threw down my keys and went to change into my "running" clothes.
I had a daily habit of walking down to the post office, checking for any Throwing Toasters mail and then going for a nice long run. It had been a month since Christmas and I was looking forward to my runs more and more because of the brand new iPod Santa had bought me!
On this day though, I had a mission. I was off to mail the Master CD and payment check the CD Duplicator for LAUGHTER IS A POWERFUL WEAPON (http://www.funnymusicians.com)
The walk to the post office was uneventful. The line at the post office was long, but I had my trusty iPod, so all was right with the world.
After the package was mailed, I headed off for the run. The southern California sky was blue. It was probably a little chilly as it was winter. I'm going to say a nippy 75-80?F (our So. Cal winters can be brutal! Why yesterday it dipped to 70?F! I had to put on long pants!)
The birds were singing, not that I could tell as I was rocking out to my iPod. Then, about halfway through my run, it happened. I stepped on a seed pod from a Liquid Amber tree, twisted my ankle and promptly broke it.
I had to limp home on my ankle, then spend the rest of that Friday evening waiting to get treated in the ER of the local Hospital.
So, you can imagine, that it was with a bit of fear, I stepped out my door on Saturday, January 25, 2003 to go on my run. Now, I had been on runs since (I began running again in about July or August), but this was the 1 year anniversary.
I took a deep breath, walked out into the sunshine. Everything was eerily similar to that day a year ago. I had a package to mail. It was 75-80?F, I had my iPod. I thought I may be jinxing myself. But, I went on with it.
I'm happy to say I was able to complete the run WITHOUT BREAKING MY LEG!
As I sat, wheezing on my front porch, as those of us who are 'doughy' tend to do after any physical activity, I tried to think about what I had done different this time that made me make it back in one piece.
Sure, I had watched out for seed pods the entire run. That could have been it. But then I looked at my iPod's screen. The final chords of raymond & scum's NOBODY LOVES THE COMEDY BAND from their new CD TOUCH IT were just fading into silence. That's when i realized. I didn't break
my leg because I had Matt and Jeff from raymond & scum there with me, the whole time.
Can TOUCH IT from raymond & scum keep you from breaking your leg? Maybe. There's only one way to find out.
Go To www.TouchItCD.com and order a copy for yourself.
Comedy Rock God
P.S. I was not paid to make this claim.
Easily the best comedy CD of 2003 so far.
I just wanted to post a quick note to all of you to check out Raymond & Scum's new CD, "Touch It". I received my copy and I must say that it is easily the best comedy CD of 2003 so far. And I'm not just saying that because I dropped my bass guitar stylings on the songs. Although that helped a lot...
What I'm trying to say is, go to www.touchitcd.com and check this CD out. It's sure to set the dementia world on fire!
My personal favorites:
1. (Nobody Loves The) Comedy Band - A monster rock ballad version of the R&S classic. A must have for anyone who has ever tried their hand at comedy music...and the people who love them.
2. Lando - Finally, the man who sold out that dumb cracker Han Solo and destroyed the Death Star WITHOUT the use of the force, gets his own song. I think R&S paid Billy Dee Williams 20 bucks and 40oz of Colt 45 to make a cameo appearance on this song.
3. Does This Make Me Gay? - I don't know how to describe this song, but it's made me feel things I've never felt before. (Listen for the special shout out to "Crazy" Jay!)
Actually, I love all the songs, and you will too. Or my name isn't Grant Baciocco. (Who also appears on the album!)
That is all. Remember, www.touchitcd.com. It is waiting for you.