Feeling stressed, angry, disappointed, or depressed? My “Music To Swear By” CD will let you channel your unhealthy feelings through melodies, humor, rhythm, and dance – without giving you drowsy side effects. Overworked? The rock song “Stressed For Success” helps make you feel that you’re not alone. Stuck in traffic for hours, listen to the smooth and swaying “Traffic Jam Samba” song and you’ll be dancing inside (or maybe even outside your car, under the stars). Feeling unappreciated and over-pressured, how about the “Under Duress Blues”. Ever lost something, listen to “I Can’t Find That” while you look for it. Ever been stuck in a holding pattern on the phone, listen to some sound waves surf music in “I’m Stuck On Hold And Hanging Ten” – it’s a lot better than the usual telephone/elevator music. Got anger problems, just take an “Anger Management Course By The Mambo Man” and you’ll forget about getting mad and have fun while you’re at it. Feeling frustrated, learn the “Frustration Slide” – you’ll not only feel better, but get some exercise, too. Problems with time management, take a listen to “I’ve Been Doing My Time, But Now Time Is Doing Me” and you can do some toe-tapping, foot-stomping dancing – enjoying yourself while time is speeding by. Tired of getting an email box of spam, listen to the haunting music of “Spammed If You Do And Spammed If You Don’t” while you’re deleting it – it’ll make it seem more relaxing and fulfilling. Feel like nobody appreciates you or thanks you for doing nice things, listen to “My Random Acts Of Kindness” and see that it could have worse effects – and still make you feel good inside. Feel like getting away from all your problems, listen to the hip hop sounds of “Thinking Outside Of The Inbox” and the reggae song “Heaven In The Sea” and book your mind on a trip to paradise. Plus, “The Teacher Song” is a special song for all the teachers, want-to-be teachers, and don’t-want-to-be teachers out there (it’s really for everyone who’s ever tried to teach anyone anything). These songs will give you a healthy dose of music to help cure all your headaches and problems. After all, “Music Really Soothes The Soul”!
There’s no profanity contained in the lyrics of these songs (if you really must swear, you can furnish your own words to the beat of the songs).
It’s also great for gifts, weddings, retirement parties, therapy groups, business meetings, classes, traffic jams, family reunions, roasts, layoffs, firings, and during tax season!
If you like this CD, you’ll want to check out my “Science On The Wild Side” CDs and learn nature and science while you listen, sing, dance, and laugh. And, now available, my "Wild and Crazy Holiday Songs" CD that's loaded with humor and good cheer.