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Ringtone Theatre: Volume 1

by Ringtone Theatre

A collection of Epic Musical Comedy Ring Tones and short comedy sketches underscored with stylistic TV & Movie underscoring music.
Genre: Spoken Word: Musical Comedy
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1. Cellphone News Network: Tonight\'s Top Story
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2. Lewis: I Like - Telephones
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3. James Bond: Misplaced My Jaguar
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4. Nigerian Scam (Ring Tone)
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5. Aerobics Ring Tone Society of America
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6. Banana Banana Banana
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7. Zombie Recipe Club: Human Tar Tar
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8. Habib: Thank You for Calling America
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9. In My Day: New Fangled Ringtones
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10. Bumblebee Ring Tone
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11. In a World Guy: Only One Man Can Answer the Call
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12. Gone With the Ring Tone
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13. God\'s Phone Mssgs: Manuel - Karaoke Invite
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14. Hysterical Wake Up Alarm
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15. It\'s Your Broker
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16. Bail Out Wall Street Telethon
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17. Ring Ring Jokes 3
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18. Phone Wars
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19. Habib\'s Monsoon Fish Market
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20. Cannibal Association: Eat Your Way to Health
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21. Latino Soap Opera Association
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22. James Bond: Hello Dr. No
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23. Jesus Phone Machine: Mother Calling
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24. Hockey Men Who Knit
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25. Hypochondriac Hotline
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26. Top Secret Russian Codes
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27. Queer Eye for the Zombie Guy
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28. James Bond: Tea On Tuesday
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29. Aunt Susie\'s Affirmation Hotline
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30. John Wayne: Pick Up the Phone
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31. Jesus Phone Machine: Nazarene Insurance
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32. Habib: Turbanator 2000
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33. Zombie Recipe Club: Spaghetti & Eyeballs
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34. Haunted Ring Tone: Pick Up the Phone
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35. Say, Dollface, Pick Up the Phone
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36. Instant Gratification Hotline
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37. 7 Habits of Highly Successful Pirates
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38. Sexy Innuendo Ring Tone
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39. Cannibals in Crisis
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40. Relax, Dammit! (Guided Meditation)
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41. James Bond: Sushi Happy Meal
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42. In a World Guy: Fluffy Happy Bunnies
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43. Discount Grim Reaper
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44. Habib: Discount Guru Phone Mssg
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45. Ross Perot-Gee: Fix America Now
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46. Self Esteem: I Do Not Suck
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47. Pompei Radio Wr-o-n-g
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48. Psycho Killer Hotline
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49. Gates of Heaven: Welcome (Enter 24-digit Pin)
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50. Sean Connery Fast Food Order
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ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Comedy sketches for: Cellphones / TV / Radio / Podcasts / Broadcasts

"In my day, we didn't have these new-fangled cell phones and ringtones. No sir-ee; we used 2 cans and a string . . . "
- Geezer,
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Who knew ringtones could be so fun?

TV and Movie composer Suzannah Doyle has joined farces with a troupe of talented actors, musicians, comedians and outside-the-box improv-isarians to bring you RINGTONE THEATRE. These epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world are set to music and presented in 30 seconds for your cell phone pleasure!

Some longer comedy sketches are included as well. Great for Cell phones, TV and radio shows, Podcasts, broadcasts and anywhere else fine comedy is appreciated.

"Say, Dollface, pick up the phone . . . "
- Cagney-esque gangster,
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You’ll find movie satires, parodies, and outside-the-box spins on everything from Nigerian email scams to celebrity impersonations such as James Bond calling regarding having misplaced his Jaguar. Not to mention avant garde a capella songs such as "Banana Banana Banana" and a bit of eavesdropping on phone messages left for Jesus and God.

And like a radio play, each ring tone has sound effects and original underscoring music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.

"Ring Ring. Who's there?"
- Ring Ring joke man,
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RINGTONE THEATRE CO-HORTS INCLUDE:
- LYRIS COOPER (Hypochondriacs, Discount Grim Reapers, Zombies, Queer Eye Guy)
- ALLEN DeSOMER (Sitar music - including Sitar Spangled Banner)
- RYLAN DOYLE (Russian Spies, Hockey Guys, and Potassium Voice)
- SUZANNAH DOYLE (Music, Scripts, Nerds, Southern voices, Julia Child, Geezers, Nigerian, Latino, and Queer Eye guys, Sexy Innuendo Cellphone voice, Marvin Monroe, Banana Muppet voice)
- LEON FLOOD (In a World Guy Voiceovers)
- JACKSON FRISBIE (Hockey player)
- NEAL GLADSTONE (Brokers and Bumblebees)
- VICKI HANNAH LEIN (Self Esteem coach)
- BRYCE HANSON (Hockey guy, primate)
- J. C JARVIS (John Wayne, Film Noir Gangster, Geezer, Cellphone ghost)
- MURRAY LEIN (Habib from India)
- ERIC NEPOM (Pirates, News Anchor, Nerd, Rhett & Scarlett, Latino Soap Opera Guy, Telethon Host, Aerobics Dude, etc.)
- NICK PUGLIESE (Psycho Killer Script)
- A. SIVETZ (God, James Bond, Sean Connery)
- STEVE SOUCY (Hockey Music)
- MICHAEL WARNER (Ring Ring Jokes, Faux Commercials & Radio Shows, Jesus Phone Mssgs, Cannibals, Gates of Heaven, Name ringtones, Phone Wars)


Ringtone Theatre is a whole new paradigm in Ringtone Entertainment . . . Coming soon to a cell phone near YOU! (Available now through Verizon, MonsterMob and AudioSparx). But YOU can own them right now as MP3s, or on this handy CD collection of Ringtone Theatre's best 50 comedy ringtones.

"Banana Banana Banana!"
- The a capella Banana Banana Banana Ensemble,
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It’s Monty Python meets Mad TV and "You Don't Know Jack" on Your Phone!

"Frankly, my dear, I don't gi --"
- Rhett Butler (rudely hung up on)
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Ringtone Theatre. Come play where ringtones play!
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Comedy sketches for: Cellphones / TV / Radio / Podcasts / Broadcasts


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maureen wijnen

ringtone theatre: Volume one
We loved this cd. It is very well done and very funny. After hearing it, we bought three more to use as gifts for friends who like to laugh.