THE QUEEN OF PARTY PORN MUSIC...
The inventor of...
"PORN MUSIC WITH A NAKED VIEW!"
PORN FLUSH MUSIC IS NOW FEATURED IN THE NEWLY RELEASED MOTION PICTURE MOVIE "THE GUN"
WISHING YOU MANY SEX, LUST & MARTINIS,
ROOB AS IN BOOB
***REMEMBER TO KEEP IN MIND...ROOBIE BREASTNUT IS A SEX COMEDIAN, THEREFORE, ROOB'S SEXUAL STORIES ARE TOLD ONLY FOR FICTIONAL ADULT ENTERTAINMENT***
SO ENJOY A FEW GIGGLES WITH THE FANTASY!
Roobie Breastnut is the "Queen of Party Porn Music." Sex Comedian, Certified Clown, World's Funniest Burlesque Artiste, Stripper, Filmmaker, Writer, and Pin Up Doll for many bright moons. Roobie decided to update porn music from the 70's to the present by speeding it up a tad, adding contemporary music while flashing her beaver as she vocalizes to some fun upbeat hilarious party music. Roob's creative porn influence came from the classic 1970's porn movies and funky disco.
This CD is dedicated to the sexual animalistic 70's schema of youth. This kind of behavior just makes Roobie giggle in her drink! Roob feels by setting a new musical pace to porn, is by flashing right to it! Forget the mini skirt tease stuff; just show us your muff! Speaking of trash...The sidekick singer on the song, "Porn Flush" the one and only, "Paul Pimper." Who had created flowing juices of heavy sexual verbiage, which added splendidly for the ultimate sex song, "Porn Flush".
However it was somewhat difficult to grab porn ideas at first because Roob wanted to invent something slightly different, by breaking some rules in the recording studio, as the sound engineer Patrick Assman was yelling, "What the hell are you doing?" Or Patrick Assman would walk out of the room in total frustration because Roob would tell him she had lyrics ready, and then she'd show up to the recording studio outrageously dingy and empty handed and wearing nothing but red lipstick.
However there was a good reason for it, Roob would later explain that learning porn verbally was another batch of condoms! Roob explains, "Your energy level has to project through your voice in a reality sense that is at the same pace of really having an orgasmic experience along with the acting porn technique, (Whatever that means), or else the effect will come across very phony and flat." (Buy Roob's CD to find out if her chest is really flat!) However, Roob found out the hard way, professionals in the music industry despise the slut routine as a technique. (Wait, let me clear my throat!)
Although the outcome from songs like, Stick It In, Spank Your Monkey, Porn Flush, and Wanna Suck Off, were all improvised in the recording studio. Now some people have asked Roob why she took the XXX comedy road to stardom? Her reply, "Why not, somebody's got to be the first exhibitionist porn star singer!" Still some fans remember Roobie as one of the first females to launch her own vaudeville show called, "Roobies" on the Internet at IFILM.com, investing five years into her classic flop lead to desperation that would later lead into a lot of "Hollywood Blow Jobs" that eventually panned out into several "New York" hard knocks.
The Boulevard of Broken Dreams to movie stardom had finally taken its toll on Roob by this time. No demands, no money, just an hour sitcom with about $100,000 invested and no viewers. Only homeless bums waiting outside the club where Roob shot her film debut hoping to get lucky for a free piece of ass. And did Roob let up? Heck no, Roob would never buckle up like that, she's an expensive piece of trash! As the story goes, Roob became eagerly desperate by this time and decided to take the "Porn Flush."
Upon acknowledging her new career path, Roob had to dig deeper into the history of porn, so be it! Roob dug into the heart of Hollywood and found nothing but pimps and coke whores, then Roob's creation of her live video shows called, "Combusting Hollywood'" came about. And from there, Roob combusted everything, from her own Web TV "The Roob Boob Tube" sex comedy show located at: www.roobiebreastnut.com to the movie internet guides to merchandise, gracing international magazines such as MAX Magazine, Bizarre Magazine and finally XXX Party Porn Music. Roob wanted to add a foot loose type of fun, wild party, happy go lucky feel to the classic 70's porn, "With a jolt that a story plot of intoxicating passions for sex is actually happening while the exhibitionist style approach of panting and heavy breathing takes place. This special XXX Porn CD is then supported by the visual pornographic photographs which is enclosed on every CD sleeve." And just think that this young Catholic girl who used to wear droopy drawers grew up to sing XXX Party Porn Music!
So have a sexual combusting encountered blast with Roobie Breastnut's XXX Party Porn Flush Music! It's a great way to arouse your mate. What great fun it is to laugh in a three hole open XXX sleigh! A true host with the most owns a "Porn Flush" CD. Watch your intimate friend(s) laugh their asses off either in your bed or at your next adult party! Rather, watch them strip and perform sex acts openly to this CD BABY!
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