We are the SPACE CHUMS! A stellar high-energy band for sentient beings young and old who dig good
vibrations. We bring more rock than a meteor shower and our beats are pulsing like the Vela Pulsar!
We love to learn about all the crazy stuff in the universe and on every planet we tour, we make friends fast with
whoever else is newish to the planet - you know, the kids! Theyʼre the ones best qualiﬁed to teach us all about
the neato-amazing stuff in their world that the older folks might take for granted.
Now we should warn you: after a long trip through hyper-space, we feel a serious need to shake a leg, so our
songs are gonna get you up and moving and probably singing and deﬁnitely teaching us a thing or two about
your outta-sight world! From the knee-slapping foot-stomping ditty about a space worm called “Slormy”, to the
electro-dancetastic “Crazy Moves”, The Space Chumsʼ sound spans a cosmic spectrum as wide as the known
Mission Control: Lost Cosmonaut Boris Nikolai
Your planet seems familiar to Boris - he was launched from
one just like it in the early 70ʼs and this cosmic cosmonaut
has never looked back! He was picked up by a microscopic
disco band and after wowing them with his huge sound,
soon became their Front Man. Heʼs played lounges from
Andromeda to the Sombrero Galaxy and heʼs ready to rock
the mic right here in the Milky Way!
Space Synth: Space Ninja Linda
Ninja Linda was born on planet Hitchy Koo Step Step,
where she learned the secret arts of Anti-Gravity Dance
and Space Ninja-ness. After spending many years
defending her galaxy from the nefarious Lameos from the
planet Lameoid, she was ﬁnally ready for the ultimate
challenge - getting the kids of the universe up on their feet
and dancing up a space storm!
Electro-Banjo: GalactoFashionista Gussy
Gussy has strutted her out-of-this-world styles on the
glitziest runways of the Kuiper Belt and at the most avant-
garde end of the Cartwheel Galaxy. She sees the fabulous
in everything - one Martianʼs trash is another alienʼs
treasure and Gussy sees the to-die-for potential in every
new thing she encounters.
We canʼt wait to explore your incredible planet with you, so if you're ready to Rock and Roll, prepare to blast into
hyper-fun with the SPAAAAACE CHUUUUMS!