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Fanci Pantie Parlor

by Turbovulva

Mock & Capitulate Hit From The Bottom Cabaret
Genre: Electronic: Industrial
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1. Fester With Vulvas
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3:06 $0.99
2. Slum Clearance Program
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3. Refrigerator Cosmetics
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2:57 $0.99
4. Ward Whip Dowling
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5. Beaucoup Encounter Spit
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6. I'm Not Really a Waitress
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7. Anti-drug Record
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8. Hellevator Game Bot Play Dots
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9. Hellevator
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Album Notes
Carella is one-half of the outfit STRAP-ON SWEETIE
Go to ===============> www.straponsweetie.com

"They have the most beautiful name."

"If Gary Numan & Bauhaus had indulged a little more in their Suzi Quatro fantasies"



late 80's early 90's Wax Trax Records
a 70's train wreck
texturalist orifice
minimally ornate
pompoustic audio glamation
libations pharmaceuticals
weened on Thrill Kill Kult Gary Numan & Ministry
Los Angeles USA

Recorded at STUDIO 11 in Chicago

Fanci Pantie Parlor is what happens when bastards of short attention span silhouettes, electronic apparatus, & a textures collide.

Turbovulva listens to:

Thrill Kill Kult Ministry Gary Numan Brian Eno T Rex Syd Barrett Velvet Underground early Motley Crue The Stooges The Cure Kraftwerk Bowie Marilyn Manson NIN Christian Death Kiss Roxy Music The Doors Jane's Addiction Bauhaus The Cars Mother Love Bone The Dead Boys Ramones Sex Pistols NY Dolls Blondie The Psychedelic Furs Nitzer Ebb Sonic Youth The Sweet Nymphs Missing Persons The Runaways Velvet Goldmine Soundtrack Purple Rain Billy Idol The Cult Suzi Quatro Joan Jett


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Definately not American
At first I thought Turbovulva was from England. It had too much style & grace to be a t-shirt & jeans American band. That's the biggest compliment I can give it being a 70's glam baby. Love this disc.

Lovely Extrordinaire

one for the Lovelies
for the refined trash.....the Lovelies who can enjoy a beer..but most unfortunate for the rest because it requires a brain...anything that makes THEM go away is always welcomed as well as applauded....thanks Turbovulva...I mean Carella


Cigarettes & Alcohol
Love me long time til I shake kinda excellent!! Fester With Vulvas


sexy voice
makes me wanna climb up in it


Carella you special bitch
This kind of makes most of what's going on seem trite.........lyrically especially. I'm glad it's that way cause it means only a select few will own it & get it like Eno's Here Come The Warm Jets or something like that.


Love it or hate it
Not a CD for fence riders - you'll either love it or hate it. The clips are plenty to decide. I rank it along with Jesus and Mary Chains later CDs - I really love the sound - but they were more creative with it in the beginning than they were later in their careers. This is the only Turbovulva I've heard but it makes me think the same way - that she has more up his sleeve that he toned down in order to broaden her appeal....

Levi Jon

A New Definition of Art In An Otherwise Undefinable Market
This disc is in regular rotation in my CD player and has been since I first got my copy from none other than Ross himself. I had the pleasure of meeting with Ross during his brief stay in Las Vegas. We talked for quite some time about everything that's wrong with the world, the people in it and, most of all, the music "business". It was the most enlightening conversation I'd had in quite some time. Very few musicians are obsessed with their art rather than the fame that it brings. Ross is one of those rare few and it is easily noticeable once you give "Fanci Pantie Parlor" a listen. Beyond goth, beyond electro-clash, beyond industrial, TurboVulva is a new breed. You can buy it now, or wait until some lame ass rip-off comes along and copies, polishes and bastardizes the unique style presented here for commercial radio. Your choice.

Meah Lux

Fester With Vulvas & I'm Not Really A Waitress. Enough said.

Laurent Leemans - Belgium

Fanci Pantie Parlor
Now, as a trinity, TV is no doubt on its way to world
domination and preemptive extermination of boredom &
conformity. O master, let me become a disciple!


Carella's sexy sexy ass
That wasn't mentioned above shoulda been.
Male dish? He's one
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