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by Turd Helmet

We're a crappy band with a crappy name and we mostly sing about crap. There's a lot of bands that are better than us and that's just a cold hard fact. But other than all of those other bands we're the best band in the world...
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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1. Turd Helmet Rocks
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2. My Burro My Lover (Slight Return)
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2:41 $0.99
3. Titty Time
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4:11 $0.99
4. Talking About My Feelings
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3:48 $0.99
5. Skid Mark
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4:04 $0.99
6. At Least I Didn't Do You in the Butt
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1:42 $0.99
7. Big Old Nasty Titties
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5:10 $0.99
8. Tom's Poop Brown Poop Drink
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4:09 $0.99
9. Titty Fuckin' Ain't Cheatin'
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4:46 $0.99
10. Daylight Basement
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4:31 $0.99
11. Whoa, Whoa, Sweet Beer
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12. Turd Burglar
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Album Notes
Watching the rain and wind blow through my window
With a smile burning like the morning sun
Thinking about the fridge and what’s in it
Another day, another beer has begun.

I could give a shit you see about poetry
But my favorite haiku to me just happens to be:
“The sweet drunken past. I crack another bottle
and start it again”.

I sure do like to see ‘em
They should be in a museum
Like the Louvre or Guggenheim.
Some are round and some are flat
Some are skinny and some are fat
I would like to wear some like a hat
There’s so many titties to see ‘cause it’s titty time.


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