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Greatest Shitz

by Unkle Matt & The Shitbirdz

Country rock flavor
Genre: Country: Urban Cowboy
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1. Song For My Ex-wife
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3:59 $0.99
2. Jack D
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2:47 $0.99
3. Touch Ur Ass (feat.cig & Dirtbike)
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3:45 $0.99
4. Jackin Off While Crying
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3:13 $0.99
5. Shitty Shower (feat.bam)
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3:09 $0.99
6. Caribou
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2:12 $0.99
7. Bent Boner (feat.doot Factory)
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2:32 $0.99
8. Shitbird Anthem
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2:26 $0.99
9. Jack D (acoustic)
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Album Notes
Unkle Matt and the Shitbirdz founded a glam rock band called Medea in 1984, but by 1987 the band dissolved because the bass player wanted to go be a mortician. After playing a sold out show at the Hotel Regency, everyone said Fuck You to each other and all went their seperate ways. Unkle Matt then moved to Maryland with his bitch ex-wife who is a complete whore, and began a 16 year stint making 2 liter bottles for Coke and Pepsi. After finally figuring out that his job and wife completely sucked ass, he lost his mind and joined the 2002 Guns n Roses/CKY tour as Jess Margera's drum tech. (he really is an uncle to Bam and Jess Margera). When that tour ended, he started building a studio at Bam's 14 acre estate in West Chester, Pennsylvania converted from old horse stables. That studio is now known as the Hobbit Hole and is now where Bam broadcasts his show on Sirius Satellite Radio. In between taping radio shows, Matt started tracking a couple songs that easily could make Willie Nelson, Meatloaf and Elton John all shit their pants. In 2006 he produced Gnarkill's second album appropriately titled "Gnarkill vs. Unkle Matt & the Shitbirdz" where he contributed the songs "Shitbird Serenade" and "Urine (big trouble)". The feedback he recieved from those songs made him feel like he was shoveling Golden Coal into a Gravy Train riding on Biscuit Railroad Tracks. That feeling soon provoked a record full of gems like "Shitty Shower", "Bent Boner" and the sweet sounds of "Jackin Off While Crying" (which is based on a true story). He needed to get an album out, he owed it to the people, god damn it.


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i saw shitbirdz open for cky at peppers in berwick, i had my lighter up during shitbirdz serenade, dat shit was dope!!!!

Jeremy Bienvenu

Great CD
Unkle Matt kills with his excellent selection of songs that are sure to make you laugh. Easily the best song on the CD is Jackin Off While Crying, but the others come close. If you want good music as well as want to laugh, buy this CD.

Mike Largent

Thank you CD Baby for holding this CD. Its the best CD i bought in years. Bent Boner, Jacking off while crying, & the Shitbird Anthem are the best songs on the track. And I just recieved Gnarkill vs Unkle Matt & The Shitbirdz today(8/23/07) so im gonna listen to that.

Bass Player turned Mortician

Matty-Matt Cole does it again!!
I saw Shitbirdz @ the Penncrest Freshman formal & the sophmore Jam, then again @ the Riddle Fair & the Hotel Regency and Macdade House too, oh yeah and his band came in 2nd @ the battle of the bands in Marple Newtown. Now once again Shitbirdz Matty-Matt Cole does it again!! Love the Anthem & the acoustic Jack D. (should have mentioned the wife by name tho)!!


bloody good album. i like every song. buy it. now.

Robert Solomon

Not only were all the songs funny as hell, but they actually sound pretty cool too! This is a must for anyone who is into CKY, GNARKILL, or any of the bands circulating around the CKY subculture!

Devon Migeot

this cd is fucking hilarious!

Chris Barnes

The Shitz
There are rock classics and then there is Uncle Matt and The Shitbirdz, a true rock original.


Great CD
Matt Cole has done it again. This cd has everything that IS shitbirdz. if you have $10 to spend, buy this cd. Fast Shipping.


This CD is the best. I have waited a long time for it and here it is. My favorite is Jackin Off While Crying. I saw Matt Cole open for CKY at Rex's back in June and it was an amazing experience. Can't wait to hear more.