Uwannasome | I Just Farted (The Fart Song)

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I Just Farted (The Fart Song)

by Uwannasome

Comedic song about passing gas.
Genre: Rock: Comedy Rock
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"I Just Farted"
Song Lyrics:

I just farted...
In the living room,
When the girl I'm dating (who's really great)
Went to grab something from the other room.
Oh no, I just farted again,
But this time with my mouth,
Because you see you're never supposed to rhyme a word
With that exact same word.

This is absurd! I just did it again.
Now I've got a pair of problems:
Problem #1, I'm sitting in a stinky cloud
Problem #2, I'm losing track of what I'm singing about.
Reign it in, reign it in, reign it in
Reign it in, reign it in, reign it in
I just farted,
I just farted.

Think fast -- what should I do?
There's simply no one else here to blame.
If she had a dog, I could pin it on the poor thing,
If she had a cat, I could do the same.

I wish I had a match, I wish I had a fan,
I wish I was a much less flatulent man,
I wish she had a little bowl of potpourri out,
To cover up my trail...

I never should've eaten that chimichanga,
I can't believe it but the smell's getting stronger,
Who the heck made this couch
And why does the fabric have to breathe so well?

Oh My Lord, I hear her coming back now,
Feet on the floor going tap tap tap,
I'm out of time, I'm out of ideas,
I'm out of...

I just farted...
And there's nothing left to do,
Because the girl I'm dating (who's really great)
Just walked back into the living room...
Too soon.



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