After living until the distant future an awesome scientist split his brain in twain, brain transplanting it into two different bodies. Man bodies. These men, were even better at science incredibility than their previous one bodied father/selves. Figuring out the secret of time travel these men were able to travel back to the 21st century and get real badass at music. This newfound badassness allowed them to destroy the ambitions of their nemesis Dr. Blood. Thanks to their many albums filled with seemingly pointless and disconnected songs the world will one day be free of the horrible stuff that is Dr. Blood. Word.
"So You Think You're a Grown-Up" is sort of an aural right of passage where the listener walks on the hot coals of adulthood, proving themselves to family and friends that they really have grown up. Topics like embezzling, carpooling, overeating, driving slow, being nice and having morals are all covered in song. The catchy melodies and contagious rhythms lure the possible adult in and help them remember all the things they should when acting responsible.
If you know someone who might be a grown-up or have always wondered if you were or not, this is certainly the album you need to lay those concerns to rest. Plus, buying this will make you smarter and, quite figuratively, transform you into the person you've always wanted to be, unless you've always wanted to be a whiny loser or a jerk.
Perhaps you're strange and don't want to be a grown-up, well that really makes no sense, so you should buy the CD to prove to us that you don't need it to have fun.
"Helped me immensely."-Abraham Lincoln
Was he refering to this album? Yes.
"They're not liars."-George Washington
Was he refering to the us? You bet, and he can't lie.
You - nominal fee = You + This Album = Eternal Happiness
Einstein wrote that! Why? Because it is a law!
See you're getting smartlier already.
Check and mate, Dr. Blood.