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So You Think You're a Grown-up

by Wizards of Boat

An audio instruction on how to finally make the transition from kid to cool. Perfect for anyone who likes interesting and melodic musical adventure.
Genre: Pop: Quirky
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1. The Ten Commandos
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0:21 $0.49
2. Have Good Morals
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2:53 $0.49
3. Joe Speed Limit
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7:10 $0.49
4. Don't Embezzle
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1:58 $0.49
5. Nice Thing
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3:39 $0.49
6. Beware of Danger!
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7. Moderate This
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8. Catherine the Cousin
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9. G.U.L.A.G.U.T.
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10. Reach for the Sky
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11. Carpool
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Album Notes
After living until the distant future an awesome scientist split his brain in twain, brain transplanting it into two different bodies. Man bodies. These men, were even better at science incredibility than their previous one bodied father/selves. Figuring out the secret of time travel these men were able to travel back to the 21st century and get real badass at music. This newfound badassness allowed them to destroy the ambitions of their nemesis Dr. Blood. Thanks to their many albums filled with seemingly pointless and disconnected songs the world will one day be free of the horrible stuff that is Dr. Blood. Word.

"So You Think You're a Grown-Up" is sort of an aural right of passage where the listener walks on the hot coals of adulthood, proving themselves to family and friends that they really have grown up. Topics like embezzling, carpooling, overeating, driving slow, being nice and having morals are all covered in song. The catchy melodies and contagious rhythms lure the possible adult in and help them remember all the things they should when acting responsible.

If you know someone who might be a grown-up or have always wondered if you were or not, this is certainly the album you need to lay those concerns to rest. Plus, buying this will make you smarter and, quite figuratively, transform you into the person you've always wanted to be, unless you've always wanted to be a whiny loser or a jerk.

Perhaps you're strange and don't want to be a grown-up, well that really makes no sense, so you should buy the CD to prove to us that you don't need it to have fun.

"Helped me immensely."-Abraham Lincoln
Was he refering to this album? Yes.

"They're not liars."-George Washington
Was he refering to the us? You bet, and he can't lie.

You - nominal fee = You + This Album = Eternal Happiness

Einstein wrote that! Why? Because it is a law!

See you're getting smartlier already.

Check and mate, Dr. Blood.


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Most Awesome, Most Weird
Damn these guys can jam. In a goofy way. I never thought morals and life lessons could be so awesome to listen to.


Electricity, Car Parts, Vroom Vroom, Happiness, Bliss, Organisms
This album is definitely worth parting from your hard earned money to achieve, but only if you like fun and happiness. The song "Carpool" on this disk, is one of the coolest and best songs ever. All kinds of talking heads tell you to protect the environment, but never WHY you should. WoB will let you know. Includes many other songs about subjects such as making out with your cousin, embezzlement, squids, squirells, and even reaching for the sky! Buy this, or remain ignorant of the genious.

Lavender Scott Dubois

future boys usually eat and drink in studio. very awesome!
This album makes me laugh. I don't know if it's supposed to be bloody hilarious but there are some funny tracks. I don't mean to define this CD purchase as 'funny'. The music arrangements and compositions come as bizarre and strange. Most notable are the musical interludes between each track which are only accessable if one listens to the cd from track to track in successive order. I still don't understand much of this boat concept. does anybody?

Dr. Blood

While the music is good, wait until 2378 when they release the American Fight Battler 2 soundtrack. That's the landmark album and the movie is a classic. I don't know if that LMNOPD album is out yet but that one is a close second to AFB 2 soundtrack.

By the way, nobody checkmates Dr. Blood. You will be crushed for your impudence but right now I have to go have sex with lingerie models on a pile of money.

-Blood out