XJ5000 began their career as a clock making duo in Saxecoburg about seven hundred years ago.
After a brutal assault by a group of Carmelite nuns, each wielding a set of golf clubs, they switched their attention to music.
At the onset of the computer age they ceased to record on wire and began to experiment with pork bellies and clay. Finally they discovered girls and plastic, which resulted in "Roundthing", their third cd. A DVD version is underway.
Xj5000 has found a niche in the independant music world among other over stimulated, disenfranchised and downtrodden members of the post rock & roll generations.
They occasionally manifest as a dog, driving a red convertible.
Should you witness such a sighting, discounts may apply.