Zachariah | Cartoons I'd Like to F***

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Cartoons I'd Like to F***

by Zachariah

Comedic parody hip-hop and just good funny original rhymin'
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap: Rap
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1. Cartoons I'd Like to F*** (W/Bonus Verse f/Smooth-E)
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4:50 $0.99
2. E-Zachulate (F/Eli Braden of Pistol Opera)
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6:28 $0.99
3. Other Side (F/ Fergie)
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4:18 $0.99
4. House of Cards
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4:34 $0.99
5. Cartoons I'd Like t F*** (Internet Edit)
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3:16 $0.99
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Album Notes
The Internet video "Cartoons I'd Like To F***" or CILF, took the web by storm in late 2006. This is the CD single released by the artist performing in the video, ZACHARIAH. (aka Zach Selwyn).
Watch it below!

Known for his regular role as a comedic correspondent/sketch actor/writer on G4 TV's "Attack of the Show," Zach continuously makes his audience laugh with his potent combination of comedy, improv, music and characters.

His serious side can be heard in his country rock hip-hop band, the extremely popular Lobos Riders, who have been featured in dozens of films, including 2005's award-winning "Dead and Breakfast."

The two bonus songs on this single are older rap tunes Zachariah recorded with a pre-Black Eyed Peas FERGIE and Pistol Opera lead singer ELI BRADEN in the early- mid 2000's.

Smooth-E, aka the Suburban Homeboy, appears and produced CILF.
Enjoy the funniest song to be released all year - and we know, there are hundreds of other CILFs out there...


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Funny Great Laugh your socks off
Funny. Great song will leave you breathless the first time you hear it. Other than being a cheap package of a CD in a Wal-mart case it is a good EP. Planning to share with friends.


Zach is a god.
I love everything Zach has done. This cd is in heavy rotation in my stereo.


yeah babeeeee
so good - so funny - best rhymes - best song - and it has an extended verse of CILF thats not on the youtube - awesome...

kimmi smith

This album could'nt have got any better.
Im 14 and was brought up listening to Nirvana and Metalica. I had never heard a song like this until i saw 1 of your movies. i loved the music and looked you up. I LOVE YOU!!! NO JOKE! more teenagers should be listening to music like yours.
xxx Kimmi Smith
P.S: My faourite song of yours is Worst Dressed.

Kevin C

Great Variety
This CD has a great variety of comedy, country and hip hop. Not many artists can pull that off but Zachariah pulls it off with perfection!

pauly d

hip, charming, and funny
very enjoyable, a great pick up for anyone who spent too much time in front of the tube as a kid. also pretty diverse for an EP, the only downside I see is the limited number of tracks. House of Cards was a nice surprise.

Paul Goldsmith

Actually, I give it a 4.9. The only reason I didn't give this a 5 is because it's an EP..... Definatly funny and leaves me awaiting "Alcoholiday" with even greater anticipation!


another good listen, again, as with the other albums, it makes it fun to buy cds again

mucho gusto

sooo good! this guys a WHITE WILL SMITH!!!!
Its like 1988 all over again with Fresh Prince-like rhymes and better rhyme schemes - this guy is a white will smith - hes on Attack of the Show - my favorite show and hes the funniest most creative most talented dude on the show - go Zachariah!!!!


How can you not like this? Cartoons I'd Like to F*** is hilarious and Smooth-E is just as hilarious. I like all the songs on this cd, but the main one I love is Other Side F/Fergie. That should be on the radio...hell all their stuff should be!
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